So, I was slowly getting used to my new home. There were so many fascinating new things around me — things I desperately wanted to chew, nibble, or simply eat. Sadly, my attempts were met with a resounding “No!” every time. But hey, I’m quick and agile! I knew I could outsmart my new human if I tried hard enough. Spoiler alert: I didn’t. My human seemed to age about five years in just a few days. Strange, huh?